But, says the pedant in me, Final Thought obviously means that I will die once my thoughts are complete, or lose the capacity of thought, or something.  The ultimate, FINAL, thought, would be.... well.... final.

  If only Jerry Springer would cotton on, eh?

  What follows is comprehensive abuse of Jerry Springer.

  (Expletive Deleted) fool, useless terrible show-man of peoples fragile emotions... (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) horrid little (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted).